In search of a (any) sensible guy....(GREEN MAN-CHRONICES continued..)

After nearly 7 months of digging into the journals of the little green man, interestingly we found references to a female form of the little green man. For the sake of simplicity we wish to call the females of the alien race  "Little green women". The scientific term for "Little green women" has been declared by "Who knows Who We are (WWW)" Corp and Mallya Inc, as "Parvus Greeno sapiens pulcher intellegens formosa es wo-hominum" ahem... and FYI, the scientifc name for the "Little green men" is "Parvus Greeno hominum ".

We owe these findings to our accidental discovery of the Little green man's personal journals in which he has, ummm... well how best can we say this, expressed his love to his female companion/(s). This also gave us insight into the alien practices and their various emotions. If we are not wrong, the little green man seems to have been having an extra-marital affair with another little green chick!!!

The rationale for our above deductions is that, the "little green man" had 2 journals... <cough cough>... One in which he expresses that he misses his family and is pretty decently worded, <cough>... and the other one which was to his "other one" which is not so decently worded <more coughs>...

More so, we have another strong evidence about the green man having some extra marital adventure, that is, the picture on the cover of each of those journals are of different little green women. We also concluded that just like men on earth, the little green men fall for green chicks with beauty and lesser intellectual capacity than the green man himself and repent after getting committed to them.

All these above findings have been declared as classified by the authorities in and around the vicinity of Area51. So please be cautious as to whom you discuss these things with. We still don't know what was the social status or the little green man's position in his world. We do not want a inter-planetary war just cause the little green man's infidelity was made public in an alien world... ahem... 

If you happen to see any little green people, act friendly and behave normally, just as you would have done before knowing about that little green man's affairs. What we mean to say is, don't act too friendly with the green men, just cause they are so much alike Earth men regarding marriage (having extra marital affairs) and falling for the wrong babes.

There is a lot of other dark truth that we need to uncover about the nature of the little green man who visited earth. No wonder he mentioned that he could not remove his light sensors off the human females!!! (In case you have missed Part1 of this research, please make sure you read through the following : http://mallyas-corner.blogspot.com/2010/08/in-search-of-any-sensible-guygreen-man.html . ) And now we realize why he kept saying that his visit was short but stayed for over a year on Earth... Guess he just dint wanna go back home to his family (wife).

We also feel, that the survey he took about the Earth men must have had ulterior motives. We got the hint that the Green men themselves are ranked as the ones with lowest sense and sensibility in the universe and that they were desperately trying to find some male form of any species in the galaxy, that has lower levels of sense and sensibility than themselves. We have enough proof that the "Little green man" thinks that the men of earth are morons (lack sense and sensibility).

Based on our findings and the excerpts from the little green man's journals, NASA is commissioning a galactic wide search mission. The mission is to search for intellectual life forms that lack sense and sensibility (are more pathetic) in comparison to the men on Earth.

(This is why we say men lack sense. Why cant they just try and be better beings than spending millions of dollars and searching this vast space for beings more pathetic than themselves.)

The following are the excerpts from his journal which indicate that the green man got what he wanted... someone more idiotic than himself...

"Hurray!! Men on earth lack nay have no clue of what is sensibility. I will be well rewarded by the men in my race for making this discovery and saving us all from this shame of being a green man...And my *other one* will see me as a hero and agree to have a extra marital affair with me..."

So you see one more thing in common with Earth men and the green men is fantasizing. They dream about things and people that they cannot have. So you see, the "other journal" was just his fantasy. Must admit that his ability to fantasize was awesome and the detail to which he explains,... ahem... For the sake of universal audience, we end this blog here.

So until next time, a warm goodbye from Who knows Who We are (WWW)" Corp and Mallya Inc..






**A graveling scoop : Some of the authorities in and around the vicinity of Areas51 have admitted to directly comming in contact with one of the green chicks that accompanied the little green man on his short survey of this planet. (we are still wondering what these authorities meant by direct contact....hmmm..) ;)

The Mkey Ghat (IT Diaries)... Based on a true Story.

From left to right .... Blue85   Pink 85  Blue86

The Mkey Ghat! (IT Diaries). 
Based on a true Story.

Screenplay         :  Shailaja Mallya
Female Actor     :  Shailaja Mallya    as   Pink85
Male Characters:  Bubbles_M       as   Blue85

                             Pat_V              as   Blue86
Direction            : Into the future!!!

**PS:  IT is not read as "it" nor is it expanded as "Income Tax" ... Its Information Technology. :) Please don't embarrass yourself reading it or pronouncing it the wrong way.... 

Scene1 : Year 2007.

3 Mkeys meet on July 14th 2007 @ EGL on the 6th floor of a huge huge glass building. Pink85 arrives nearly 2 hrs late as she got lost in the concrete jungle. Pink85 meets blue86 for the first time, she had already met blue85 during the induction program in a 5 star hotel. (Which had raised her hopes about the company she was to work in).

Scene2 : year 2008.

The team leader of the team the 3 Mkeys worked for leaves and a new guy comes from Austin (Indian guy who had been onsite) to replace him. The 3 Mkeys are devastated as they were very close to the current T-Leader and respected him a lot. The 3 MKeys over a cup of coffee think this is the end of their team.

Scene3: year 2009.

The new team leader and blue86 get along very well. Because of which pink85 and blue85 also became chimps with the T-leader... ahem.. sorry... chums chums...became chums with the T-leader.

Scene4: year 2009-2010.

Blue85 leaves the team for a better team in the same company. Pink85 is sad. Blue86 has other plans for himself of leaving company etc... Pink85 is further devastated. All her buddies with whom she spent the first 3 yrs of her IT life are moving in different directions... Pink85 is as lost as she was during her first day...

Scene5: year 2010.

Blue86 goes to a new company. T-leader and pink85 are left behind in the team. T-leader and pink85 become good chums. Now T-leader moves to different city in the same company. But pink85 had made up her mind not to lose it when friends move away. She had told herself that if she really wants to remain friends then she can, she just had to take some time off and meet them :). So no worries. There is always sunshine :).

Scene6: year 2011.

Pink85 makes new Mkey friends knowing very well that she will be hurt when they move away. But that is life. And pink85 had now become very mature and made up her mind not to feel bad at such things. It's sad not to see them around, but there are always ways to keep in touch with the ones you cherish.

Scene7: year 2012.

Pink85 plans to move on with her life and meet the Mkey of her dreams. And so do blue85 and blue86. One day all of them plan to meet. E-mails, sms, and calls are made for the re-union. On the day of the re-union....

                                                            ** THE END**

Thats it!! If Amir Khan can end his "Ghat" story abruptlty so can I... :D...





PS: For the benefit of people who don't get the last statement, Amir Khan (an Indian Actor cum Producer) recently  producer a movie called "Dhobi Ghat : Mumbai Dairies" (Dhobi is a person whose profession is washing clothes, and Ghat is equivalent to an elevated Area. So kind of, an Elevated Area where the Dhobi washes clothes.). The movie was basically a snapshot of the lives of a few people in a place that is called "Dhobi Ghat" in Mumbai and it had a very abrupt ending. So my blog is my story but is also kind of mocking Amir Khan's movie as every scene in it ends abruptly . :)