In search of a (any) sensible guy....(GREEN MAN-CHRONICES)

To dear guys, the following contents may contain dark matter / violence etc etc, and you are advised to read at your own risk. To dear gals, have a laugh :).

These excerpts were taken from the journals of a little green creature that came as an ambassador from Jurano ( which we call Ganymede, one of Jupiter's moons) to Earth. Rumors have it that a copy of his journal exists within Area 51, and is under heavy security so that contents of it may not be released to the public. But recently someone from "Who knows Who We are (WWW)" Corp got in touch with someone from around Area 51 who got his hands on the following pages from the journals of that little green man from who knows where...ahem, sorry I mean from Jurano (Ganymede)...


"Its a never ending search, such creatures (sensible guys) don't exist. So There is nothing much for me to report. But one green man can see references of such creatures in the human Mythology from time to time, and you begin to wonder if they were green men who traveled here before me or what!!...

A survey conducted by me (green man) for "Sensible guys" among humans of all genders....

Never heard of such creatures ---------------------------> 25 %
Don't think they ever existed ----------------------------> 10 %
I think I am a sensible guy -------------------------------> 30 % (lol!!!)
Is this some kind of a joke, they
have been extinct since 001AD--------------------------> 20 %
Hmmm,Am I on candid camera?
and why are you green?----------------------------------> 15 %



I see that in all other aspects, listed below, the two (or more) genders of the human species are more or less equals. On earth, humans tend to associate themselves with lots of other attributes such as strength, intelligence, beauty, courage, rage, love etc etc... But they don't realize that sense and sensibility is the most important of all for all life forms across the universe.

On Earth they think a human is elite if he is intelligent, I think they do not posses the technology to artificially boost the intelligence and hence think its of utmost importance. What they fail to see is, there is no such technology in the universe that can boost sensibility.!! And with regret I report that one of the human genders, which they call the "male" is completely lacking in sense and sensibility!!

On the other hand it is interesting to note that, there is no dearth of sensible beings in the other genders of the human race. I thought I'd start my report on sensible Girls / Women, but looking at how much I' d have to write I am reluctant to venture into writing such a huge report for my short visit here. My reluctance does not mean all women are sensible, am just saying there is no dearth of them.

I think the real missing link is the link that dint pass down the sense and sensibility to the "man"kind or rather the "male"kind of the human race. Am curious to come back here and research on this subject of how one of the most important traits of a life form can cease to exist. Maybe my research on this will give insights on how to incubate and promote the sensibility gene in life forms, leading to a new technology for it just like the one for boosting intelligence. "

Other interesting excerpts from the same journal for the curious...


"Unlike us, the human race consists of life forms that have many genders and many sizes,colors and shapes. It is interesting to be able to distinguish between each of these life forms. Some genders are delicate and sometimes I can't take my light sensors off them. Some other genders have too much flesh and appear like machines built for hard work. Am happy to inform that the gender that is most sensible among all genders, gets to take care of the birth process of its younger one. Even though a little help is required from the "male" gender initially to kick off the birth process, later on its the sensible gender that naturally gets the custody of the development of the younger one.


The entire birth process takes about half a Jurano year which is a lot more compared to the green men offspring cycle. This long cycle of offspring birth is obvious since there is contribution from the not so sensible gender at the beginning. If there is overwhelming contribution from the male then the stupidity prevails and the offspring is again a not so sensible male offspring. But if the female contribution is more, then the offspring is a sensible bundle of joy."

"I think humans respect the green man and as a result of this, they started the go-green initiative all over the planet. I think they wanted a common color across all its creatures like us, and maybe since we have been such an influence over them, they wanted to be of the green color as well. But after analyzing their gene structure, I informed them that they forever will remain of the same color as they are, with slight variations here and there. Also, so that they are not disappointed, I suggested an alternative plan, where in they can promote the growth of the life forms that are naturally green as token of respect to our species. They have agreed to this and the plan is in progress."

"We are yet to sync the names of the stars, planets and Galaxies with these life forms so that they put an end to their lame nomenclature and use the universally accepted ones..They refer to our home as Ganymede..Ganymede!!! I wish there were more females in the cosmic nomenclature committees of this planet..At least they'd not be a galactic laughing stock like this..."

The "Who knows Who We are (WWW)" Corp and Mallya inc. are working on sorting out the data collected from this certain someone from around Area 51. You may have to wait for some more time for more excerpts from the Journals of the little green man, who constantly belittled human men...


PS: This blog is dedicated to all the Mythological sensible guys. People close to me may get to know who this blog is actually dedicated to, who is the source of my inspiration for this blog on sensibility of guys... I guess he (my inspiration) was suffering from Alexithymia... :P

Note: Please google "Area 51" and "Alexithymia" for more information on them.

In search of the beautiful eyes…

I see a lot of cars early in the morning while I wait for my company bus to come pick me up. In that time of 15 mins or so, on the busy streets of Bangalore I get to see a lot of vehicles, mostly a lot of cars. As I kept watching them, over time I began to sense their personality. Their eyes are the ones that greet me first. And when they wooosh by, its their sleek structure that I gaze at. Some are so mouth watering, that I begin to marvel at the wonderful technology humans have created for themselves. So began my quest for a pair of irresistible beautiful eyes.

I always felt that cars have personalities. Most of their persona is captured in their eyes and the rest in the body of the car. One look says it all. Some cars have mean looking eyes, some have pure fun loving round eyes.

In my quest, I came across very pretty eyes. I have mentioned some of them below.

To keep my first article short, I have excluded the fun loving buggy eyes and also the sports car eyes like that of a Ferrari. I have restricted my article to the usual business type or rather aristocratic eyes.

And boy do I fall for these or what!! ;)

Let’s start with the ones I usually see. Honda Civic & City. There are lots of them in the City now.

Look at the shape of these eyes, they are sleek, they radiate patience and have a very upper class look about them.

This Civic has a strange yet attractive set of eyes; its lower eye line has a slight curve that I have not observed in many cars. It looks strange because it seems like it’s got two sets of eye balls.

Honda CRV looks as if it has put on a bit of eye shadow towards the edges of its eyes. Gives it a little party look, but it blends well with the overall make. Many cars have similar eye shadow for their indicators.

From here on are cars that I don’t see on the Indian roads normally. I found them exquisite when I saw them, and thus am mentioning them here. As I said, one look says it all.!

Since we are discussing Honda, lets move to Honda Odyssey…

Nice eyes! Especially the blue eyes that seem like they are saying “Get me if you can”. With such eyes one feels like taking this baby out for a ride at the twilight hours and ride right into a late night party.

Moving on, this is a concept car by Honda…

It beats the Odyssey hands down when it comes to taking it to a late night party. Its over all make is such that the car still maintains its elegance and does not appear all that flirty, even though you’d like to flirt with it.

Some people like to make ordinary eyes look devilish… As long as its not a bad job, am not against it ;)

But man does it look good on bikes or what!!

ahem, ok its cars we are talking abt, not bikes.

The FIAT sedici has a bit of a Samurai look.

I feel its eyes are a bit different for cars of that make. I guess the Samurai look is because of a light top and a black bottom combination, and ofcourse because of its slightly curved eye brows :D…

So next are the Toyota cars. The Toyota’s have got pretty sexy eyes. The Corolla and Corolla Altis have eyes that curve upwards towards the end. It’s as if someone spent some pretty good time on making those eyes look good.

Both the above have similar eyes since they belong to the same Corolla ménage.

Venza

Venza has more masculine looks because of its eyes. Eyes that have attitude, eyes that say “am better off alone”. I like such eyes. Were they human I would have fallen for them (not that I have not fallen for them now).

Volta

Volta, has a futuristic look. Am yearning to get my hands on it (I mean for a test drive :D ). Am sure it will be a blissful experience to be seen with Volta. I guess people will be "shocked" if they ever earn so much as to own a 'Volta', no wonder its named as such. :D…

Next in line are the Audis. I have see a couple of them on the streets of Bangalore, but I guess all were the same model. Though I have not seen these in B’lore, I like the TTS and TTRS among the Audis. They have similar eyes, but nevertheless beautiful ones..

TTS

TT RS

BMW cars are no doubt dream cars. But for some reason since the time I have been imagining the head lights to be eyes, I find BMW has a mush!! A mustache :(.But I must agree that BMW has got Class eyes!!

(See the mush… get it?? Like Hercule Piro’s divided mush…?? )

But the concept M5 is an exception… Mush or no mush, I love your eyes baby! It’s got attitude. Seems like its emanating a very reserved aura and flaunts its aristocratic look. I like cars with such attitude. It’s all in the eyes, its all in the way how the car looks at you.

I found a pair of lovely Chinese kind of eyes when I chanced upon one of Ford’s cars.

Ford Fiesta

Meet Ms Ford Fiesta. I like her eyes as they are drawn back, like the edges of a leaf.

Next comes Ms. Mazda RX7, a lady with a perfect smile on her face. I have never seen a car more inviting than this one. The car seems to be radiating its jovial personality to its surroundings.

Look at her smile :)

You must find her smiling at least now!!... Look at her eyes as well... lovely eyes aren’t they? I donno why am smiling as am writing this. I feel as if she’s smiling at me cause am writing about her :).

Now meet Mr. Nissan 370z, he’s got a nice pair of attractive eyes. Even though a bit strange, it gives the car a futuristic look, which is no doubt eye catching. Caught my eyes for sure!

Volkswagon has the same curved eyes that we were discussing for Honda Civic. But the curve is more prominent in VW.

Look at the eyes.. such a beautiful and prominent curve at the lower edge of its eyes.

Before I move on to the next set of cars for their eye test, I found the below pics very cute.

The squint eyed honey. This cutie pie seems to have a bit of squint eyes.

The Chevorlet Buzz Boys.

The Chevorlet Buzz Boys: “Buzzz Buzzz Buzzz we bumble, Where art thou our honey?”.

Me: “I cant come buy you I mumble, as I don’t have enough money”!!..

Here on are the cars that have made my heart skip a beat or two when I looked at their eyes. I donno which one is the most beautiful. It is up to the reader to decide which one’s the most beautiful. They say “beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder”, so you chose.

BEHOLD!!

Beauty1) Infinity G37 convertible…

Beauty2) Mercedes benz, e-class sedan by Lorinser.

Beauty3) Buick Invicta concept car

Beauty 4) Citroen, c-metisse concept car.. A little bit of a Transformer look ;)

Beauty5) Renault Laguna coupe.

Beauty6) Porche, Look at them!! Marvellous!!

7) Jaguar xf a concept car.Look at it again!! Brings tears to my eyes, because I can never own such costly beauties!!!

Beauty8) This is my ultimate fav car, lexus-lf a concept car. Now am really crying…!!

Am not sure if concept cars are just for concepts and if they are ever got into production, but a plea to all these beautiful car companies, don’t make you cars so costly. You will make the world a happier place if all the cars are sold for cheap! Trust me… I will be happy for sure.. :D.. see, am already grinning..

Ok, alright am done with my begging… It was not possible for me to go through the catalogs of each and every car company and then come up with this. The above cars are the ones I came across and I liked. There may be many more beautiful eyes out there that I have not chanced upon. So to all the beauties out there, my sincere apologies if I have not mentioned you here.

So, am concluding my first blog ever on a very hopeful note. I hope that more beauties will be brought to life from their concept state in the near future. I guess so do you…